Here is something boring about SEWING

I am attempting to hand-sew a one-piece jumper. That's right hand-sew. I don't have a machine right now. Fortunately, my mom (wisely) did not let me mess her her sewing machines unsupervised until I was about 15, so I can sew in straight lines sans machine. Just this thing would've been done in like, 20 minutes, and now it's gonna be done in like...I dunno...fucking HOURS. Anyone wanna get rid of their sewing machine? I make cool stuff. I wear some of the things I've made, and people think it's from urban. PLEASE. give me free things? I'll make you something cool?